Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jokes

211. Habang may buhay walang game over!

212. Kung pukulin ka ng bato tinapay ang iganti mo, yung may lason!

213. Ako ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing saka nang maluto'y iba ang kumain, bwisit na pusa yan.

214. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung duling.

215. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.

216. Kapag ang puno mabunga, maraming mapipitas.

217. Magkulang ka na sa magulang huwag lang sa pagiisip!

218. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal may rayuma!

219. Ang iyong kakainin sa kaldero manggagaling.220. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who is cute! =)

221. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, matanda na.

222. If you can’t beat them, iiyak mo nalang.

223. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nagtetext.

224. Ang taong ngigipit, lahat ng pwedeng utangan kinukulit.

225. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, cute.226. Kapag ang puno mabunga, uunahan kita.

227. Pag may usok, kawawa ang may hika!

228. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, bagong tuli.

229. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin, magaling sa walkathon.

230. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan, adik sa text.

231. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad.

232. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin kailangan magbanyo!

233. Bakit ang friend pag may problema ka, tutulungan ka. Pag malungkot ka, nandiyan siya. Pag umiiyak ka, papatawanin ka. Pag may lakad siya, isasama ka. Pero pag sinabi mong pasaload, tablado na. All text daw siya. Haha.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Quotes 241 to 250

241. Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can be all that you were intended to be.

242. You know what’s funny? Those things that you did when we were together that would always piss me off are the things that I miss the most. You know when you’d never stop talking when I was trying to watch a movie? Or how you would always be a smart ass? Or how about the times when you insisted that you loved me more? When you’d playfully make fun of me for saying something wrong, or when you’d pick me up and carry me and throw me in the snow. Or, what about when you would call later than you were supposed to. Those are the things I want back. It’s weird; I used to think that when I was apart from you, I’d be glad I wouldn’t have to put up with them. But now those are the things I miss the most.

243. I’m not that good of a person. I make mistakes I have regrets. I act a lot slower than I really am. I cry. I laugh way too loud when something isn’t really that funny. And sometimes the mean things people say about me can really get to me. But, when I’m with you, I found none of that matter because you make me smile. Being with all the girls in the world doesn't make you a man but making one girl feel like she is the world well that does.

244. I hate that time before you go to sleep at night because that's when all the thoughts you've been trying to avoid start to linger in your mind.

245. I’m afraid of being alone. When people come into my life, I push them away. I don't know why. I know I'm scared, I don't know if it’s of commitment, of everything in the middle, or of losing them in the end. But I try, I do, I try to let people in, but right when they walk through the front door, they're already being pushed out. Maybe I'm afraid of love.

246. Never use failure as an excuse for not trying again. We may not be able to reclaim the loss, undo the damage or reverse the consequences, but we can always make a new start.

247. Just a thought: If people talk behind your back, it simply means you are several steps ahead of them.

248. Life will never provide warranties and guarantees. It can only provide possibilities and opportunities. It’s up to us to convert them into success. Be happy.

249. "There's no shame in being afraid. Hell, we're all afraid. What you got to do is figure out what you're afraid of, because when you put a face on it you can beat it. Better yet, you can use it. Looking back on what I said all those years ago, all the hopes and dreams I had, I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure."
-One Tree Hill

250. Sometimes you have to let them go not because you suddenly stopped caring for them, but to see if they care enough to come back.

Quotes 231 to 240

231. Technically, I’m single. Emotionally, I’m completely taken because in my heart, I’ll always be his woman even if he doesn’t know it at all.

232. I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now.
- Bruce Almighty

233. Cute guys are amazing. Not the super sexy guys, who are too shallow, even for themselves but the ones who are sort of clumsy and dorky at times and who are always sort of sweet. They are the ones worth keeping.

234. We get bigger, we get taller, and we get older. But, for the most part, we're still a bunch of kids, running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.
- Grey's Anatomy

235. Although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid
- Mary Poppins

236. No girl should ever forget: that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.
- Marilyn Monroe

237. Every relationship is messed up, but what makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.

238. Did you know she has 7 laughs? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she’s making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. One when she’s having fun with her friends. And one, when she is thinking about you.
- Win a date with Tad Hamilton

239. Newsflash: Everyone's scared. That's no reason to run away.
- The Perfect Man

240. I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, what I’ve done. Of who I am. But most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room, and never feeling the rest of my life, the way I feel when I’m with you.
- Dirty Dancing

Monday, January 5, 2009

Quotes 221 to 230

221. People fall in love not knowing why or how. It’s a special feeling that doesn’t require much answer. You just love no matter how stupid you become.

222. I’ve come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless. And I find myself wondering, “Why do I have to fall for someone who could be my destiny but can never be mine?”

223. Love isn’t when you can’t sleep; it’s when you want to keep your eyes open. Love isn’t when you keep holding on, it’s when you learn to let go. Love isn’t when you kill yourself with jealousy, it’s when you understand. Love isn’t when you fall for someone; it’s when you catch that person when he falls. Love isn’t when you see him everywhere, it’s when you close your eyes and he’s still there. Love isn’t when you tell him of your feelings; it’s when you give up everything for his sake. And love isn’t when you think you were blind, its when you know that you are wrong but you didn’t mind.

224. Its sad to let go of someone for a reason you just can’t explain. But it would hurt even more, if one day you cross paths again and both whispered, “How I wish, I haven’t give up!”

225. When you truly love someone, you’re going to fight for what you believe is right. It doesn’t matter if the world told you its wrong, coz if you really love each other, you don’t need the world! You just need one another.

226. Do you know how painful it is to give up on someone coz you don’t have any choice but to do so? It’s like falling off on the 11th floor of a building and sadly, you end up alive.

227. I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love.

228. If you want pain, if you like tears, if you need sleepless nights and suffering, find a friend. And fall in love. Ever had the feeling? You attempt and fight hard to take someone off your mind and off your life. But each time you are in that person’s presence, you just can’t help but fall.

229. I had a dream last night. You were hanging on the edge of a cliff. I reached out my hands to you. But someone down there offered to catch you. You know why my tears fell? I saw you let go.

730. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you’ll get over that person easily. But it really isn’t easy especially when that person you love was the only love you ever wanted.

Quotes 211 to 220

211. Why is it hard to be happy when you’re in love? You worry, cry, and envy others. You give everything yet it isn’t enough. Is it like this when you love someone? Or just stupid to fall for someone who can’t see your worth?

212. Being broken-hearted is like having a broken pair of ribs, on the outside, it looks like there’s nothing wrong. But every breath hurts.

213. Love is not on what is seen outside or how long has he known you. Coz love is all about what’s inside. And how he/she sacrifices to see you smile.

214. Its funny to pretend unhurt when I’m bleeding. To pretend to be strong when I’m weak. To say go away when I mean please stay. And to say I’m over it when I mean was, “I want you back.”

215. Love someone whom you don’t have to be fancy or talk in a special way. You don’t have to remind your manners or wear your best clothes and choose you. You don’t have to pretend you’re happy when feeling sad. Love someone you can cry on, you can laugh out loud with, you can speak your mind or say nothing at all. You don’t have to try hard to impress him/her. Go with someone whom you can just be you and appreciates you for that.

216. When your feelings get too strong for someone, it always wise to stop for a while and give your heart a time to breathe. A time to use your mind, to weigh the situation based on reason, not on emotion!

217. Sweet thought: missing someone gets easier everyday coz even though you’re one day further from the last day you saw the person, you’re one day closer to the next time you will.

218. Look for the guy who’d accept you beyond what eyes can see. Love you for who you are and what you can be. A guy who’d cherish you more than his peers. And won’t treat you as a girl but his life!

219. You are part of someone else’s life. Others fill their loves with pieces of you. So if you run out of reasons to live, remember that someone else’s life can never be complete without you in it.

220. No one can ever promise you they will never hurt you. Because at one time or another it will happen. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

Quotes 201 to 210

201. Love? It’s complicated, but I’ll tell you this. The minute you’re willing to make yourself miserable to make someone else happy, that’s love right there.

202. A love that was never given a chance is like a ghost that will haunt you forever even when you’re with somebody else. It will always find its way through you and will leave you with endless thoughts of what could’ve been.

203. Falling in love is like standing in a diving board waiting to jump. Whether you live or die depends upon 1 fact. Is there water in the pool or is your mind just telling you there is water because your eyes are closed?

204. You came into my life through a door. Many have slammed it on their way out. Feel free to stay but if the time comes that you would have to leave, please close it gently. I might get hurt.

205. You’re dreaming if you love a guy who’s out of reach. You’re fooling if you love a guy whose love is not yours. But you’re hurting if you love a guy who’s in your reach but then seeing him loving someone that’s not you.

206. I need and want a man who can face everybody and proudly shout how much he loves me. I don’t need a guy who’s only there when I ask him to be. I don’t need a boy who can never show how much he cares for me. If he can’t stand up for what he feels, how can he stand up for me?

207. There’s always pain and disappointments when falling in love. But continue sharing your love coz the more you love, the more you’ll get to know yourself. Coz every person you love becomes your reflection.

208. No matter how bad we think the future may be, it always seems to work out just fine. Life is made of special moments. We simply have to love the journey, not the destination.

209. I’m gonna write on all the stones “I miss you.” And throw it anywhere I want to. All I’ll wish is that one falls on your head so that you will feel how much it hurts missing someone like you.

210. Everybody in this world is scared, and sometimes it takes two scared persons to do one brave thing: to fall in love.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Quotes 191 to 200

191. When you love, never stick to what your heart feels. Sometimes using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you. Instead use it to search for the right one. Don’t be scared of breaking up. Keeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequence. Love the one who will accept you and love you more despite great mistakes you did. Love the one who holds on. Someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation.

192. We don’t need to find love nor love to find us because it is already within ourselves. It just needs to be awakened by someone who’s willing to take your hand and walk with you on your never ending journey.

193. There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that or even believe it but trust me there is some love that don’t go away and maybe that makes them crazy. But we should all be lucky to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. Somebody who will never let go somebody who will cherish you forever.

194. Don’t be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely. Coz not all fears are right and love doesn’t always end in pain. Who knows? The one you’ve been waiting for has always been with you.

195. I’ll never hate you for not loving me. I’ll never hate seeing you with the one you love coz I know you’re happy. But I hate you most when you’re making me fall even more. When I’m dying, trying to let go.

196. Never waste an opportunity to say, “I love you,” to someone you really love, coz it’s not easy to find a person who has the magic to make you fall in love.

197. Never worry about how to tell someone you love them, just go ahead and say it. The word ‘I love you’ could never come out wrong. The only wrong way to say it would be, not saying it at all.

198. Never love too deep. Coz someday, it’s like you planted a tree where its roots are to hard to be pulled. Thus, it’s very painful to cut off.

199. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy taking care of that heart. I never noticed, my own was slowly dying.

200. The rain reminds me of him. How cold he is, how gloomy he made me feel. How much tears I shed because of him. How much damage he caused and how stupid I am for still wanting the rain.

Quotes 181 to 190

181. People may come and go but it doesn’t mean you lost that one. No one loses anyone because no one owns anyone. That’s the true essence of love, “having the most important thing in the world without owning it.”

182. Science answers questions in life. Like why the sky is blue, how artifacts reveal history, venoms for cure. I have one question though, why can’t gravity make someone fall for me?

183. The human philosophy, “why do we always reject those who love us and love someone who doesn’t love us in the first place?” Answer: “UNCONSCIOUSLY, we enjoy being hurt.”

184. Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy life, we remember them. I just did!

185. There are five things a person needs to be happy, some work, some food, some friends, some fun, and someone.

186. You know why I love the moon more than the sun? Because the moon is to night as the sun is to day. The night is to dreams as the day is to reality. And dreams are much better than reality.

187. You’re this little thing in this big world that can be the only one to hurt me so much. Though how dangerous you are, I still want you to keep next to me. Because you’re this little thing in this big world that I can’t live without.

188. Sometimes in love, you have to sacrifice to get hurt. Take all the pains and sufferings. At the end, don’t think how painful you’ve given through but rather focus on the love you have given for that special person.

189. Its hard to go or to live while loving someone secretly. It hurts to see the one you love happy with someone else, but the most painful thing about hidden love? It never fades away easily.

190. I wish I’m an angel flying around you, but you won’t know I exist and you won’t know that I care. Though it may seem that way and you don’t have a clue, it’s okay because I just want to be a silent part of you.

Quotes 171 to 180

171. True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love darkens reason to consider every situation. True love loves more when it hurts much. True love is still true even to the point of letting go.

172. Sometimes you wonder how people can become so insensitive, you show how much they mean to you and yet nothing happens. And how insensitive can we get too. We still love them even if we knew.

173. You really can’t deny when you’re in love, no matter what you do. Even if you try not to be affected, you just can’t! It just shows that your heart can’t deny. And love can never lie.

174. We may have loved the wrong person. We may have cried for the wrong reasons. But no matter how things go wrong, 1 thing is sure. Mistakes help us find things that are really meant for us.

175. To girls, from God. “No man will ever claim you unless he claims you from Me. For I reserved a man for you who has my heart and loves Me even more than he will ask for you. For I won’t give you unless he asks you from Me. He’s asleep; don’t wake him. He’s busy for me, my kingdom. Soon you will know him, but I have the perfect time. You are my princess, my daughter. Let no prince claim you unless he asks you from My hand, for I am your Father, the King of Kings. You, my princess, are worth loving for.”

176. Sometimes I ask myself, “is love a multiple choice test or is it true or false?” out of nowhere , a voice answered, “sorry to tell you this but, love is a thousand word essay.”

177. We always wish for someone perfect. But love isn’t about finding the perfect person. It’s about realizing that an imperfect person can make your life perfect.

178. Sometimes loving could be so painful and difficult, but its amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving is the simplest reason why you always find yourself smiling.

179. The best thing about loving and getting hurt is that you get to know what true love is. For as gold is tested in fire and so will love be perfected in pain.

180. When you fall from a deadly cliff, you’ll die. When you fall from a high building, you’ll die. But when you fall for someone who doesn’t love you at all, you’ll be alive but it feels like dying.

Quotes 161 to 170

161. There will come a time in your life when you will become infatuated with a single soul. For this person, you’d do anything and not think twice about it. But when asked why, you have no answer. You’ll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you as much as they do. But you’ll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts; you’ll love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.

162. When a hearts is true, there’s no need for words cause even in silence, love can be heard. Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside.

163. Take time to listen to your heart. Sometimes you need not to ask yourself who you really love most. But ask yourself who really makes you happy and who makes you feel loved.

164. When you want someone who can never be yours, it only gives you pain. That’s why, be careful in loving someone, ‘cause I don’t want you to feel the pain I felt when I so much loved someone whom I thought was mine.
605. Telling someone we appreciate them is something we often put aside. And soon we realize that we lose our chance and regret. So before I lose my chance, I want you to know that I appreciate you.

165. Something to think about: “in life you’re given certain chances, you have to make certain choices. A choice that may change your life, if given a chance, would you rather be, wrong but happy? Or right but sad?

166. Remember that we can only move on if we accept the things that we don’t want to happen. Learn the things we don’t want to know and let go of the memories that we can’t live without.

167. What if you meet the one you’ve been waiting for a long time? He smiles and comes to you then he holds your hand and put it to his cheek and softly says, “my life will end tomorrow, I’m glad I met you.”

168. You really can’t deny when you’re in love. No matter what you do, even if you try not to be affected, you just can’t! It just shows that your heart can’t deny and love can never lie.

169. Why did God put us in the same road? Are we there just to see or just to know? Some say, “I’m lucky to have someone like you.” I laughed and said, “Lucky? Nah! I’m actually blessed!”

170. People give up on love sometimes. That’s why God made the earth round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to walk different paths, still, at one point of the world, the ends of their roads will meet.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Quotes 151 to 160

151. All she's ever really wanted is someone who will sit with her under the stars and not want anything more than to look in her eyes and say, "you're the one I’ve been waiting for."

152. I guess you do learn a lot in high school. I’m not talking about math, English, or biology. I’m talking about life. You learn who your friends are, you learn love. You learn what you want in life, & mostly you learn who the real you is.

153. Did you ever notice that people give up on love as they get older? When you’re a little girl, all you want to do is fall in love. Then when you’re a teenager, every guy you meet you think is ‘the one’. Then when you’re an adult, and you’ve been hurt from the breakups as a teen, you’re not interested in love anymore. You just don’t want to be alone, so you settle for someone you might not even know isn’t your soul mate. I know so many adults that aren’t truly where they want to be. I just try to think about what they might have went through to make them settle for second best, and I hope that doesn’t happen to me

154. Treat everyone with LOVE, even those who are rude to you not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.

155. After all, to the well-organized mind, death is the next great adventure.

156. I don't believe that true love means letting go because true love means loving more than enough that you would never even think of leaving at all.

157. You can always love two persons at the same time always possible but you can never love both with the same weight NEVER.

158. You laugh with your friends & hope he's looking your way. You stare at him from far away. You glance at him to see what he's doing. You pay attention to what gum he's chewing. You draw little hearts of you two, together. You dream of the two of you kissing in rainy weather. Honey never let your dreams fall apart, because you too, may have a special place in his heart.

159. They say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are insane. They wait for several hours just to experience a 5-minute ride. But actually, it makes sense. They don't just mind waiting; they look for happiness, though they know, it takes time.

160. There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn to know the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what its saying.

Quotes 141 to 150

141. You bite your lip; you keep pretending that you're made of stone. You never let it show, but darling, everybody knows.

142. Here's a toast; to the good days, the better friends. The ones that you just can't live without. The people that have taught you how to party, how to live, how to have a good time just sitting around. Here is to the people that, no matter how bad things seem, are going to be there for you to lean back on and catch you if you fall.

143. She's just an average teenage girl who listens to her Ipod too much her friends can be her angels while her family can be her enemies. She laughs a lot & smiles through it all even though she fakes it; she's still going to take it.

144. They say we haven't been through half as much as they have. Sure, they watched in horror as they heard the news of Kennedy being shot, and went through the Vietnam War. They went through Raids, the Kent State Mystery, but we've been through Columbine and saw the Twin Towers fall. We've been through Virginia Tech, and had to fight alcoholism, and battle eating disorders. We fight a different kind of war, one with ourselves & never being good enough. We've seen bulimia and anorexia. They thought we haven't been through much, but we've been through just as much, and maybe more.

145. Never wake up before ten; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. How boring? I'm yawning.
- PARIS HILTON

146. He was the first guy I was nervous to call. He was the first guy I ever went on a date with. The first guy I truly held hands with. The first guy I would stay on the phone for hours. He was my first true boyfriend. He was my first, second & third kisses. He was my first everything. And let's face it, he still is.

147. You want more money? People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend? Someone doesn't even have parents. You're hungry? A child is starving. You want to go to the mall? Someone is looking for anything that they can wear just to stay warm. You're chilly? Others are frozen. You want those shoes in another color? Others don't even have one pair. You hate school? Others would love to go to school for one day.
You just want to die? Most people want to live.
Don't waste your time on things that you think you want, because there is always someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possibly know.

148. When it comes to teenage love; these are the years. When else is he gonna leave flowers on your porch? Or sit on the trampoline and count the stars with you? Don’t waste the bittersweet taste of his lips, because you're only young once. Young love is the best kind. The most fun, most precious. These are the years people who say teens are too young to love, they don't understand. Teenage love is the best, the most romantic. These are the years. Don’t let them pass you by.

149. Seeing you today made me realize just how far apart we've got. I hesitated too long to say hello, even though I should have. I wanted to see how you were doing, but we're strangers now. You don't even know me anymore, and maybe you don't want to.

150. Seeing you today made me realize just how far apart we've got. I hesitated too long to say hello, even though I should have. I wanted to see how you were doing, but we're strangers now. You don't even know me anymore, and maybe you don't want to.